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| Wow, it's been a long time. Oh well. I'm in money laundering now. It's kinda fun and catchy at the moment. I live with idiots, but it's ok, most have an 'ignorance is bliss' mentality about themselves.
The world continues to revolve, so shut the f up and get back to work already.
Nationaly Twinkie Day is April 8th.
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| It's finals week so you can't expect much too much....A man was
arrested in Florida for making photocopies of his ass in a courthouse
office room....Chinese women compete to be named "miss plastic
surgery"....An 80 year old survived more than 18 hours in the Atlantic
Ocean before being rescued. After the rescue, the 80 year old
said, "That castaway thing was a bunch of bull...." NASA chief to
resign. The most amazing thing is NASA actually does have a a
chief!...The vote was certified to make George W. Bush President for
four more years....Strom Thurmond's interracial daughter pens
autobiography titled "Daddy was a racist and mommy wasn't"....Saddam's
trial date still not set. The former dictator says he'd love to
be acquitted and run for president someday. Liberals said they
would accept his nomination....Ocean's 12 is good. Go see
it....The Department of Homeland Security is looking for a Secretary
again. Applications can be picked up at your local Government
employment agency....This has been what you need to know...
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| If its Mitt Romney versus Hillary Roadham Clinton in 2008, I'm voting
for Pedro...Scott Peterson's fate is in the jurors hands. Here's to you kid....A
sergeant in Iraq was probed for details of an apparent military
messup. Following the probe, the sergeant was quoted as saying
"Whew, that kinda tingled."....A headline read "Top atheist sees the
light". Yeah....McDonald's sales were up
this quarter, while UNICEF announces that poverty and malnourishment are
serious threats to children worldwide.....Laptops may affect male
fertility. Computers as a form of birth control? I
think we can declare the technology revolution is almost
complete....Canada ok'd gay marriage. yeah, ok....Dano is rich
now, until I see him next....This has been what you need to know.
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| Well, Dano survived; I think he got the placebo....Thomas Frank's
book "What's the matter with Kansas" is a hit, with five people, who
work for the New York Times, and have since moved to Canada....Remember
Hillary Clinton's universal health care plan? Well, its been
experimented in Tennessee for the last ten years and now its citizens
have no teeth left. She can probably count out carrying Tennesee
if she runs for prez.....A recent study has shown that lost sleep
equals gained weight. Hey, no kidding, if you're awake longer you
eat more? It's amazing what these scientists are discovering
nowadays.....George Bush completed a sentence, correctly....Celebrex may be safer than Vioxx. Okay.
Whatever. Are we still good on Viagra?....Two men are making a
trebouchet ( a type of midieval catapult) that will be able to launch a
Buick 200 yards....This has been what you need to know....
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| The National Christmas tree was lit today. Happy
Christmannakwanzaa season to everyone....The EPA is going to allow
pesticide testing on humans again....ok, in case you didn't catch that,
the EPA is going to allow pesticide testing
on humans again...Vladimir Putin objects to the runoff election in the
Ukraine. Surely Russia wouldn't be trying to block
democracy? nah....I'm in a bit of the holiday spirit, so might I
suggest placing your extra cash in Siebel Systems, Cornerstone Realty
Income Trust, and Citigroup. Your welcome...The Eiffel tower to
offer ice skating. In related news, what the hell are they
thinking?!? Seriously....44% of Americans are medicated in one
way or another...EU takes over Bosnia peacekeeping effort. In
a completely unrelated story I'm certain, Bosnians around the
world are partaking in a "laugh it up hour". The head organizer
was quoted as saying, "Ecchwa veek tam brokan EU?" or "seriously, the
EU?"...The female sex patch needs more study researchers say. Now
doesn't that sound just a tad suspicious? perverted reasearchers
should be ashamed of themselves....Barry Bonds might have used
steroids....Kansas, in sport and education, has yet to achieve national
prominence, or at least in the media's perception.... Dano is still alive... This has been what you need to
know..
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